I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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