Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She announced her abortion via fbk
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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