what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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