Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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