Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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