New low: just hacked my moms facebook
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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