The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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