so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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