Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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