Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
