they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Reggie can tackle my bush.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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