...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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