worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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