i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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