Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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