Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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