My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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