Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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