Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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