Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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