2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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