So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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