Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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