I must be too annoying 4 u.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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