I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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