So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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