That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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