and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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