he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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