yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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