I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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