try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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