Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
