She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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