Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
