I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
