You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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