How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked a lego.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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