Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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