in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Of course I have a pirate flag
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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