I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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