they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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