Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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