like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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