the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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