in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
