On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
did i just pee glitter
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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