PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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