is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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