please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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